New invention idea: vibrating tampons
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
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