and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
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