I'm chasing vodka with french fries.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
Randomize
