maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..."
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
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I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
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I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
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