Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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