Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
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Threesome in a minivan. New low
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
No more cocaine. I spent two hours in my bathroom convincing myself I was ugly. Is this what a period feels like?
You're the worst gay friend ever.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
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I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
The sex would be better if it wasn’t interrupted because his home detention ankle monitor needed charging. At least I know he’s not cheating on me
Do you even hear yourself?
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