Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
MIDGETS
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I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
the cop found his r2d2 bong and asked me if i ever smoked out of him. i'm like, no sir. he's like ahh. if i were to smoke, it'd definitely be out of some star wars character.
easily made my night.
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