Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
i just google imaged poop.
tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
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I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
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I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
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