I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
all i tweeted was "emergency this is not a drill" and he immediately texted me asking if this was a subtle booty call…it was
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
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