So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
I'm at subway, this 8 year old kid is judging my fashion sense with his dad. I want to kill myself.
It's ok, he's just 8, he's not judging you.
He just asked why I'm sitting alone. I honestly want to cry.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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