Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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