tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
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