Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
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