yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
I just discovered how perfect a shot glass is for putting your chicken nugget dipping sauces into. Like I'll probably do this when I'm a mother feeding my children.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
How drunk are you?
Completed.
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
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