let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
the quote on the bathroom wall was "stop reading this and focus on peeing" and i realized i'd peed on the seat.
Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
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I accidentally asked my mom for a blowjob because 'mom' and 'molly' are next to each other in my address book.
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
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Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
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