she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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