I wish my penis had an off switch
I'm drive I can fine osifer
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
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