I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
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I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
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i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
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