Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
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