I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
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i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
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time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
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