Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
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