I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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