It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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