Remind me to tell you about the dream where im a fighting a super hero whose only weakness is sunkist.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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