watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
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I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
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I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
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