he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
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i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
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We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
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