return my video game
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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