called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
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I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
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u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
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