some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
Randomize
