: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
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Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
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Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all.
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
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