We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
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