dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
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i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
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Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
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