I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
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