I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
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Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
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I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
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