I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
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