I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
Quick, to the slutcave!
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
Just saw a baby with a T-shirt that read "I am the result of my mother forgetting to take her magic pills". I can't believe they make shit like that.
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
Welcome to drunk texts. Live from Margaritaville, it's Saturday night!!!
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
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