that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
Why are your pants in the freezer?
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
I'm legitimately the first person in the United States to successfully shave their balls with a Razer Blade of a sword and fully admitt it. I'm honestly smoother then a 10 year old.
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