how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
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I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
you are never too drunk for berry picking
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But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
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