gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
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Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
One good thing about being really drunk when you go out to dinner is that the leftovers are a surprise. These quesadillas had shrimp in them! Who knew?
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
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When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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