If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
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