ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
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