Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
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Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
she texted me out of nowhere. and I wanted to get drunk. like I didn't even have her new number until 6 hours ago and bam we were rolling around drinking cotton candy vodka from the bottle she had stuffed in a boot
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
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...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
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