Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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