She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
He passed out with his shoes on 20 minutes till midnight, and I didn't have a sharpie so I took the cheese whiz and filled his exposed ass crack.
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