I am spending my child support on dildos
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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