oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
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