Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
dear santa what can i do with your candy cane?
I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
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then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
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ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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