Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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