I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
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