The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
theres no point in washing my sheets anymore. its always going to be a fine layer of booze and semen.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
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