seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
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i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
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It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
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