He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
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It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
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We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
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