Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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