what day is it and did you see me today?
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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