This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
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just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
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I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
I'm, like, this 🤏🏼 close to buying crocs
And you're also 🤏🏼 to never putting your dick inside me again
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