He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
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lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
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You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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