i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
I just left the house and 2 chicks are in the kitchen making breakfast. Might want to get up.
I'm up, no shirt, and staring at a breakfast casserole. Who are these girls?
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
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this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
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So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
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