i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
ALERT: Turns out when I'm drunk I turn into a clepto. I just found keys, a ketchup bottle, and sweatshirt in my backpack that don't belong to me. If yours, come collect from me. I'm still drunk in the back of biology lecture.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
He's on the porch naked. Help.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
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