How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
The only way that night could have gotten any better would be if a unicorn would descend from the heavens with a nacho bell grande in a bag around its horn beat boxing Hakunah Matata.
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
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