i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
Don't park in the garage. I installed a stripper pole while drunk and it's kinda in the way
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
they're like a gay fantastic four
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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