Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
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i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
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Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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