Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
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We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
So much rum. So many feels.
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Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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